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1.
some who is a great friend and you can depend on when you're having your worse time
I'm so sad, I need to talk to tram
by c0o0okie man January 04, 2004
 
2.
a genius
super clever
diverse talents

a true friend and lover, but too sensitive so easily suffering!
to call tram above average is an insult.

I wish I could be a tram.
by FOLIE February 08, 2010
 
3.
A form of sarcasm used to say that someone is an idiot or not smart. The word originated at CPA in Nashville, TN from spelling "Smart" backwards. It is often said in a high-pitched voice to add to the sarcasm.
"I got a 20 on my test" "TRAMS!"

by Matt Guthrie May 19, 2008
 
4.
A Combination of Turkey and Ham, If you have ever had some really bad roast beef like pussy, That is Tram
Dude that chick is Tram
by Danknugs222 June 01, 2012
 
5.
Slang for the drug tramadol, ultram, and/or ultracet. Non narcotic prescription painkiller that is not a controlled substance. Acts like a narcotic. Last for 8 to 12 hours versus 4.
I bitched at my doctor enough for him to throw me a scrip for trams. Better than motrin I gues...
by holloway11b June 22, 2010
 
6.
USA: A funicular, a combination between an elevator and a railway.
Europe: A rail-borne bus, known in the USA as a streetcar.
USA: Take the tram up the mountain to get to the top of the hill.
Europe: Take the tram from Main Street to the Town Square.
by sega31098 November 23, 2010
 
7.
The absolute straightest guy you will ever encounter in your lifetime. He passes the Geoffrion standard of being straight and hooking up with chics.

He talks a big game about liking dudes and not being straight but then he just does something like pay for a CHIC to go to Vegas with him. Real cute right? Kind of like a sweet little lovers getaway? I think so as well...

Did I mention he made out with Tommy mouse in the boom-boom room? How about taking a stripper out for a seafood botana? Oh yeah… He’s done that one too! Let’s see… Make out with multiple chics at various SB2K’s…check. Take a stretch hummer limo to the strip club…check. Seeing a chic at SB2K6 and having to hide his HUGE boner by standing behind a trashcan…check. Giving half naked massages to girls…check. Walk around lake house with his big ol’ wiener hanging out while hitting on 19 year old CHICS…check. Hell, this guy even has an entire facebook album of nothing but pictures of one chic!!! Man, this guy is beginning to sound like the poster boy of straight dudes everywhere!

Sure…the guy can seriously shred some karaoke, and I will not even try to take that away from him. But what good is the most awesome rendition of “End of the Road” when he’s serenading a girl when poor lil’ Toombs is sitting there with no one to sing sweet melodies in his ear? Not cool… This guy would give Bryan Earl Spilner, The Rock, Ron Jeremy, Wilt Chamberlain, and even Arnold a run for their money for being the straightest guy in the world!!!

Did I mention this guy is Mr. Fish Camp? He has a Facebook group devoted to making him even more of a Mr. Fish Camp. That should be enough to solidify him as the straightest of the straight. I’m talking STRAIGHT!!!

And he is a good wiper… I’m talking as clean as they come…

If I were going to have a word association with Tommy to being straight it would be as follows:

Dan Coomb’s slider is to awesome as Tommy is to straight….

Enough said…
T-ram wrote on Kate Allen's Wall: Dear Kate Allen,
I think I am in love with you.......come to vegas with me dec 30th- jan 4th and lets get married

T-ram wrote on Annie Danchenka's Wall: i was going to profess my love for you but then I was awed with your striking beauty and I started to panic and just copied the first message i saw. wuv you. I bet you look cuter in a bikini than a baby panda playing paw games with a baby polar bear

T-ram wrote on Amy Ducote's wall: Gal you are a Certified Dime Piece. CERTIFIED

T-ram wrote on Kristen Neuman's wall: get back here so i can give you some sweet sweet lovin'

T-ram wrote on Hannah Broussard's wall: I decided that since we probably wont score anymore you owe me a kiss everytime a play doesnt lose yardage


by krunk2007 August 11, 2008