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text sputter 

The inexplicable sending of texts or SMS messages in two to four-word fragments, exasperating the recipient. Someone who text-sputters usually sends instant messages on the Internet the same way, and fires off e-mails without salutations, sign-off, or even the quote feature. Indecipherable txtese thrown in for good measure is par for the course. Often can't be bothered with punctuation, and also favors writing in either all caps or all lower case. The kind of person who initiates first-time conversations with strangers with the word "and."
MICK: hey went to
tower records n
bought 3 CDs
2day thn I
pckd up dzn
rss 4
Rosalita then i

ROSALITA: This IS Rosalita. Can't wait for the flowers, but please consolidate the text sputter!

MICK: sorry I
didn't mean
to, will work
on
it
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text stutter 

When you repeat the same letter in a word numerous times even when it's not spelled that way. Unlike actual stuttering this usualy occurs at the end of a word but in many cases there are exceptions. Often used when texting :)
person 1: heyyyyyyyyyyy whatss uppp?
person 2: dude you really have a text stutter
person 1: nnnnnnnnoooooooooo :P
text stutter by elisenavidad211 March 13, 2011

Text stutter 

When someone deliberately writes text in such a retarded unnecessary way to express their thoughts
retardeduser458234: "D-did he just do that? I...I can't believe someone would ever do that."
regularuser23455: "@retardeduser458234 Did you just text stutter on the internet? Are you retarded?"
Text stutter by fencetape January 20, 2025

stuttering text 

The same text message you send more than once one right after the other, usually by accident.
You just sent me the same text about going to eat. Quit sending me your stuttering text.
stuttering text by all day 3 September 19, 2009

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026