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text addict

one who constantly and obsessively communicates with others via text messaging, letter by tedious letter, from a tiny keypad on a cellular phone. The text addict finds odd comfort in the ability to avoid personal and/or vocal socialization.
"They're such text addicts, they tm each other while having sex with each other."
text addict by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006
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text addict

someone who texts nonstop, even at lunch when youre sitting right across from them. its pathetic especially when their parents actually pay for it. these people also sleep w/ their phones to make sure no one texts and they *OMG* miss it! scandal! they didnt read it until 5 am, it was sent at 3 am!!!! OMG!
text addict- *beep bleep blorg beep bop boo beep* *texting frantically*

normal person right next to them- WTF? did u just effing text me to tell me that youre sitting next to me? thats 1 effing dollar you freak!

OR

text addict- *sleeping with phone under pillow* *phone vibrates and they read the text-
TEXT-
OMG I LYK LUV U!
from brad, text addicts fellow texting boyfriend

text addict- omg, i almost missed that!!
text addict by nycl17 May 27, 2007

textaddict 

A person or persons who are addicted to texting. People who (for mental reasons) can't stop texting.
You are such a textaddict. You text all the time!
textaddict by madgirl4ever May 30, 2010

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026