an insult stated when all others ave been exausted, it can be considered both the best and worst at the same time. used as a substitute for stupid, unintelligent or weak, it is one of the least known canadian insults, as well as the worst.
Stupid, as in "thick as a board", but especially so. Plywood made of five layers ("five ply") is a normal thickness of board. So "ten ply" would mean *exceptionally* stupid, as in: as thick as a *ridiculously* thick board.
For lunch you had nachos, pancakes, and some edibles, and you wonder why you feel weird now? You're fucking ten ply!
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).