Tefillin Date 

When a religious Jewish guy brings his tefillin (phylacteries, a Jewish prayer accessory) on a date because he expects to be spending the night at the girl's place and he'll need the tefillin to pray in the morning. It is an indication that he's religious enough that he needs to pray every morning with the tefillin, but not so religious that he won't have sex.

Shlomo had a tefillin date with Tzippi last night. I saw the bag sitting on the table at Estihana and then I saw him in the same clothing at Shacharis in the Jewish Center this morning.

Tefillin Date by Barry Allen June 9, 2008

Testillingballah 

Licking of the testicles(balls), often
accompanies fellatio.

She gave me some testillingballah with
that BJ last night.

Testillingballah by The Bald Monk October 16, 2003

brown tefillin 

To take a crap on someone's hand and forehead. The scatalogical version of the orthodox religious practice.

"I got a brown tefillin when all I really wanted was a hug!"

brown tefillin by D. Finer November 29, 2006