televisicate

tele-visi-cate - "traveling without every leaving your couch"

prefix "tele" to do over a long distance.
-visi- from "visit"
suffix -cate from the word, vacation.

I want to go home and televisicate to Istanbul because I have no money for airfare.

My televisication to Germany was so exciting, I saw so many beautiful images and such great scenery on the TV.

by UCIAnteater0609 March 24, 2009

television

Mankind's greatest and worst achievement.

I looked at an educational program and then watched Pimp My Ride.

by Matt March 15, 2005

television

The early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses.

Paul spent the day eating Cheetos and watching Television, then had a light heart attack in the evening.

by Who, me? August 18, 2003

television

The electronic form of the plague.

I thought he was dead but he was just watching Television.

by Mike Bendixson December 5, 2005

television

The downfall of mankind. Also known as the idiot box.

by IkeM October 25, 2003

television

the only truth you know.

by thelordthygord October 20, 2003

television

The cathode ray tube is the retina of the mind's eye.

Long live the new flesh!

by Dr. Brian O'Blivion May 6, 2004