tel aviv university 

Tel Aviv University - the largest of Israel's higher education institutions, if technion is where a person would study to become something useful in life, TAU is where someone would go to learn how to be a hipster.

"Do you study at Tel Aviv University"

"]no ahi, I don't wear vintage" "In order to truely [access and understand marxism , one must take a folkloric approach" "You study at TAU right?"

tel aviv university by IPAgenie December 5, 2017

Tel Aviv 

In Malaysia mean "Expensive Price"

Mat: Aku nak jual motor Yamaha RX-Z aku Rm100.000
Din: Tu dia harga 'Tel Aviv'

Tel Aviv by Makzukerbeg May 15, 2021

Tel Aviv 

Used in context of expensive, "sine city". Capital of culture nightlife and gay life of Israel.

The place becoming Tel Aviv like.

Tel Aviv by dromidror August 13, 2009

Telavisaphonernetting 

The act of Watching Television, Talking on the Phone, and Surfing the Internet all at once.

I was Talking to Elle on the Phone While I chatted With Emmett on myspace and Watched legally Blonde on The T.V.

A.K.A. Telavisaphonernetting

Telavisaphonernetting by Teal_Crayon September 20, 2007

Tel Aviv 

Where criminal live!

X: Why do i not like these people? they seem evil!
Y: Bro they are from Tel Aviv, you know how how much blood is on their hands?

X: Shit how can I forget!! How can anyone forget ??

Tel Aviv by SpittingFactsSince1948 May 18, 2021

Tel Aviv Turn Around

This occurs when a non-jewish male wears any sort of Jewish Traditional item enraging a Jew to the point that he then seduces and has intercourse with the non-jew's girlfriend.

"What up dude?"
"Pulled the Tel Aviv turn around last night"
"How'd that go?"
"Her boyfriend dumped her, then she tried to kill herself by drinking perfume. So, you know, pretty much the best night ever."

Tel Aviv Turn Around by ekoostikhebrew1 February 5, 2009

tel aviv 

1. second largest city in israel.

2. phonetic for the french "c'est la vie." = such is life. used when you a re frustrated with something and just give up on complaining about it, cause you're just used to these things keep on happening to you.

1. "hey let's go to tel aviv!" - "totally, i've never been to israel."

2. "i am running late and now i am stuck in traffic." - "tel aviv."

tel aviv by iamjacksrum December 8, 2009