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Teeth Optional 

When you are about to receive a hummer from a woman with dentures. Remove both plates for the traditional Gummer or keep either the Upper or Lower plate in.
Roberta was very upfront about her dentures. Davey really wanted a gobbly. This was a no brainer because of her Teeth Optional honesty.
Teeth Optional by will bitten September 20, 2017
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telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand

After a long time on a regular house phone (not a cell phone), the ears, elbows, & hands get so tired from holding the phone they get sore.
That 5~hour phone call sure gave me telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand making them so very sore.

best teeth in the game 

Anthony Fantano, "The Internet's Busiest Music Nerd".
Melon has the best teeth in the game.

Teaphonics

Messaging directed to Tea Party members by the Right Wing political Machine. Often these messages are misspelled, racist, ignorant, homophobic, and religious. They are targeted at white middle class people and tend to disguise their xenophobia by declaring war on the poor. Often times these slogans will cause people to vote against their own interests
here are some examples of Teaphonics:

"Save Grandma: End social security and pull the plug on that Kenyan Obama"

"We don't need affordable healthcare, that's socialism!"

"Students should only get all the education they can afford"

white teeth teens 

Superficial. People on the "in" crowd.
The popular kids at your school are white teeth teens
white teeth teens by A-Red King Trap November 15, 2013

Crocodile teeth 

A slang term used to describe long and pointy bullets. (Usually .300 Blackout, 5.56 and 7.62 rounds)
I have two drum mags, both filled with crocodile teeth.
Crocodile teeth by Malandro. December 3, 2020