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Teething 

A sexual fetish involving two individuals clench their teeth before proceeding to clash them with each other. More deviant variants involve charging at each other to clash teeth, or a third person tying two people on a rail, facing each other head first with their lips taped back, before ramming them into each other.
Dentist:"And how did you break your tooth?"
Patient: "My mate Mike helped Sally and I do some teething last night."
Dentist:" Dude that's fucked up"
Teething by TankLover January 28, 2020
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Teething 

Chewing on Nipples and penises and other areas of the body
Why are teething me
Teething by Jalib June 8, 2019

teething 

When you are going to sit around a round table and work something or it is often referred to as 'teething' out and issue

Often miss pronounced 'teasing'. Even though they mean the same thing, most people in HR using the incorrect word 'teasing' instead of the correct words 'teething'

Common mistake by HR staff
"By teething out the issues we will come to a resolution"
teething by HR123 October 20, 2006

Teething 

to have a fit of frustration or anger for a justified reason but sill getting clowned on
Bro take B bro stop Teething
Teething by The one Man made man August 20, 2022

Rooster Teething 

When one goes on a spree of video viewing on Rooster Teeth's YouTube channel.
Rob: "Dude, I spent three hours Rooster Teething!
Jack: "Why?"
Rob: "Just Cause 2 Easter eggs lured me in and the achievement guides hooked me!"
Rooster Teething by Thatguyismee April 16, 2011

Bone Apple Teething

An extremely rare form of comedy that includes a process of which someone purposely misspells certain arrangements of words to sound like a similar but incorrect word to where it makes no sense, but it's similar enough to put together and know what they mean. It is derived from someone trying to say the phrase, "Bon appétit" and spelling it incorrectly.

The phrase "Bone apple teeth" originates from the internet people mimicking said phrase, following with an image of disturbing looking food, sometimes accompanied with the name of the food also altered in this method.

Some examples could
Person 1: "I have lack toast and toddler ants, so I can't drink milk."

Person 2: "The hell?"

Person 3: "He's bone apple teething"

Person 2: "Shut the fuck up, Jim"
Bone Apple Teething by Neoslayer November 18, 2021

dick teething 

what it's called when a female gives a terrible blow job and uses her teeth, and in some cases where the female rips off dick skin.
Example:

Jessen- dude what happened to you this weekend?

Earl- this nasty bitch named Skylar dick teethed me. she ripped skin off my dicks head.

Jessen- don't trust a dick teething whore.
dick teething by yelak May 19, 2014
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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