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teeny peeny 

The art of possessing an abnormally small penal organ which is capable of little more than to be the subject of jokes. Can also be used to molest young boys.
Reporter: How are you able to molest young boys so easily geoffrey?
Geoffrey: IVE GOT A TEENY PEENY!!! ... IVE GOT A TEENY PEENY!!!

Peeny Teeny 

An Insult worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and your granny tranny. Every time this word is uttered a star implodes and turns into a black hole.
Person: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person: Don’t make me do it.
Person 2: Do it
Person: ur granny tranny!
Person 2: Ha that’s nothing!
Person 2: ur peeny teeny.
*Person bursts into flames and the Big Dipper is destroyed*

Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny 

A peeny weeny but even smaller, not to be confused with a vagina.
That guy bailey doesn't have a peeny weeny, he has a peeny weeny feeny teeny.

Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny 

Peeny weeny feeny teeny is a peeny weeny but even smaller, not to be confused for a vagina or a buttox.
That guy bailey hasn't got a peeny weeny, he's got a peeny weeny feeny teeny.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026