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that dumb bitch romey rome thinks a teener is a ball, when its half a ball
by justin the fucking mann July 14, 2003
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Half an eightball. Refering to cocaine.
He has a teener
by Caliman02 December 03, 2002
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teener, (TEE ner) noun. a 1/16th of an ounce, generally methamphetamine.
syn. 'teenager' or 'teenth'
Sue: I'm so glad we came to O'ahu but I'm so totally shot after missing our connection.
Michael: Me too! I thought I'd shit myself when that dog sniffed my ass at LAX.
Sue. OMG! Is that how you schlepped that teener to O'ahu? In yer hidey-hole?
Michael: Yup. I hope it's enough for the next 4 days.
by Ned Ludd August 04, 2005
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One sixteenth of an ounce of cocaine half the size of an eightball which, you guessed it, weighs 1/8 of an ounce or 3 and a half grams
That crazy motherfucker just snorted a whole teener.
by Romey Rome July 08, 2003
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A girl who is underage or her age is questionable.
Bro please tell me you didn't bang that girl? I'm pretty sure she's a Teener.
by DHKSU February 25, 2015
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An 18 pack of beer usually sold in gas stations or grocery stores.
Dude, the gas station is selling teeners of Keystone for 11 bucks.
by Shaggy66 June 21, 2006
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A girl whom is very annnoying and often is overwhelmed with happyness and annoys everybody around her.
I pointed and said Kunal Sharma is such a teener.
by Milkman7 April 17, 2004
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