Teenglish

The language teenagers speak that grown ups don't understand because they are not "down with it".

My twelve year old niece keeps posting Teenglish in her Facebook statuses and I don't understand a thing she says.

Teenglish by SlayerKat February 16, 2010

girly teengirl 

the baddest bitch who ended pearl

Girly Teengirl: my name is, um, girly teengirl
Pearl: I KNOW IT'S YOU SPONGEBOB

girly teengirl by ericisawesome08 April 8, 2023

Teengirlitis 

The plague of the 21st century, affecting 99% of the female population between ages 12-25. This disease is catagorized by the excessive use of the word "like", overreaction to trivial things such as boys, clothes, make up, explicit "love" stories, and terrible bands, artists, or groups in the music industry, such as the Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift, Lil Wayne and more, and spontaneous meltdowns. There is no treatment for teengirlitis besides a good slap in the face or a kick in the ovaries. With time, the disease eventually devours itself and the sick returns to what is left of her rational mind, but the disease never truly goes away--it simply becomes dormant, waiting to strike at any given moment. Also associated with Fan Girl Syndrome (FGS)

My mom's so obsessed with how she looks, it's like she never recovered from teengirlitis.

Teengirlitis by xAdrii June 28, 2010

Teeing Off 

A sexual move which became wildly popular during the 90's when a man gets a woman's nipples hard by either; rubbing ice cubes on her tits, doin' her in a walk-in freezer, doin' her outside in the cold weather, or any other cold involved situation to get them nips erect. Then the man places one or both of his balls on the erect nipple, the "tee" and uses his dick, the "club" to drive the ball(s) off the tee.

Bro it's so cold outside, I think if I crack open my window enough cold air will leak through that i'll be teeing off on this big-faced hunnie in no time!

Holy shit man we were so wasted last night she actually let me tee off!

Teeing Off by Forestwhittakerforprez69 December 14, 2009

Teeing

When a Person stands on an object, with his arms out like they are Crucified. The New Planking

Started by: Josue L, Ryan G, Graham B, Ollie A, and Kosta R

Worlds Best/Largest Teeing (Tee), Christ the Redeemer (Cristo Redentor. Rio, Brazil)

Teeing by Zabatsue August 19, 2011

teeng 

the sweetest girl ever. the one who loves you endlessly and without the slightest doubt. the most supportive and encouraging companion. her tears make yours flow, her smile makes you hysterical. you can never get enough of a teeng.

any guy who has a teeng is extremely lucky and should try their best to cherish and love her. shes the kind you'd wanna spend the rest of your life with.
usually comes with extraordinarily good looks, which is a huge bonus for those concerned.

'that's my teeng'

'im in love with teeng'

'i want teeng'

teeng by NnickS September 12, 2009

teeing

The act of texting whilst one pees.

Elaina was in the middle of a very important conversation with her friend Devin and resorted to the method teeing so as not to interrupt the natural flow with her natural flow.

teeing by Swinch Burger April 26, 2014