Technorelic 

An electronic device that is now obsolete and seen as old and dated technology.

I'll keep these old 'Cassette Walkmans' for nostalgic reasons, they 're "Technorelics".

Technorelic by F. U. Cee. Kay March 18, 2017

technorexic 

Unable to perform the most basic tasks using a PC or electonics.

"Hey Mark, Can you come help me program the timer on my VCR, I'm a technorexic!"

technorexic by Paula Steeves October 9, 2006

technore

When a person is focused on their computer screen or phone, and it is difficult to communicate with them.

My teenage daughter is sitting next to me while texting and technores me when I ask her a question.

technore by Sammy Vista June 16, 2010

Technorek 

An english man, that is quite funny and nice. Problem is he’s not good with scout rifles or fusion rifles and he has literally NO weapons. None. He has a loud laugh and will laugh at all your jokes and his

PERCY-1417: « ok man I’ll use a scout to help you in IB »
Technorek: « you’re never gonna get any kills, scouts suck soooo bad »
*PERCY-1417 gets a triple down with scout, followed up by 4 sword kills*

Technorek by PERCY-1417 September 18, 2019

Technoretard 

a person who has no idea about technology. They are so far behind you think they were born yesterday

person 1: im gonna go surf the net, cya
person 2: urgh.....the net?
person 1:*sigh*..technoretard

e.g 2
person 1: wanna watch tv?
person 2: tv?
person 1: ..argh

Technoretard by {PLONK} July 17, 2006

techorexic 

a technology version of anorexic
a person that thinks if they do not have the newest tech item(s) they are stupid and outdated

Everytime a new iphone comes out Pablo has to buy it he's so techorexic.

Person 1: What is that smell?
Person2: That's probably me I couldn't pay my water bill so I haven't showered in a few days.
Person 1: What's wrong with you, why didn't you pay your water bill?!
Person 2: I spent my money on the new Ipad 2.
Person 1: You need help, you are techorexic!

techorexic by Boo sparks May 28, 2011

Technorettes 

tech-no-rettes (tek-no-rets) -noun

Frequent or infrequent, intense, temporary technology induced Tourettes Syndrome-like symptoms.

It's easy to blame Technorettes for my foul language when my computer is being uncooperative.

Technorettes by Joell7 September 25, 2007