Obsolete

Outdated, useless.

Cassette tapes are obsolete.

by Rodney Basil May 24, 2004

Obsolete

What you classify yourself as when you fade away.

"I'll fade away an classify myself as obsolete."
"OBSOLETE!"

by The Obsolete Muuule August 2, 2017

Obsolete

Something that is so old that no one feels the need to use it anymore; see old school or cavemen for more information.

ex. 1: The stubborn man decided to go to work by driving a 1908 Model-T Ford, which was so obsolete that it literally had to be cranked.

by Flaminghorse January 9, 2019

obsolete

A time-released function on all technology (especially PCs) that activates itself right after you buy the device.

by Skeptic One July 24, 2003

obsoletize

To make obsolete.

To obsoletize poisoning non-smokers, Charles Knows invented a Safe Smoking Lounges (SSLs) and got permission to erect it on Coney Island Beach to see how many smokers used it voluntarily. SSL's have a solar-powered ceiling fan which blows cigarette smoke up a chimney to the atmosphere to prevent the cigarette smoke from injuring non-smokers.

by but for February 16, 2019

obsolete

"We want to sell you a new one."

That P4 is only 1.2 GHz? How do you get anything done on that obsolete pile?

by nevets February 10, 2005

obsolete

1. Your computer for work
2. Caused by Windows

SAFETY MANUAL TIP #1: Do not sit near obsolete computers
SAFETY MANUAL TIP #2: If your computer is not obsolete, install Windows

by Lusterveil April 27, 2004