An older person who has no idea how to use anything technical, such as a dvd player, computer, cell phone.
An older person who needs their son or daughter to set up their television, stereo, A/V system, computer, cell phone, install software, show them how to use any electronic device.

I am such a technofggie, I had to call my son and ask him to come over and hook up my new big screen TV, cable box and DVR. My mom is such a technofoggie that I had to go over to her house and show her how to use her new cellphone and set up her bluetooth in her car.

technofoggie by raiderfan922 May 6, 2010

Related Words

technymfo • Technemo • technofob • technofogger • technofoggie • technofogie • technoformalism • technofossil • Technomodic • technomodity

technofogger

This is a device for turning liquids into smoke-like vapour. The liquid can contain nicotine and is usually called e-liquid.

Also known as an electronic cigarette, e-cig, personal vapourising device

I'm going to vape with my technofogger.

technofogger by Narkybeast January 14, 2009

technomological

Having to do with a lot of technology

"That machine is really technomological."

technomological by dustin October 30, 2003

technofob

_ a person who is recently introduced to technology and still learning it.
_ a person who was introduced to technology a long time ago but still has no idea how it works.

_ definitely your grandma and your grandpa, or old people in general, are technofob (s)
_ probably your mom, dad, uncle(s) and aunt(s)

technofob by thebigcriket128 October 12, 2010

technofogie

An individual of parental status registered as an active Facebook user. This individual sends friend requests to the people his/her child grew up with and have as Facebook friends.

Your mom just added me as friend on Facbook and her profile picture is a closeup of her saggy tit, what a technofogie.

technofogie by Bottomless ChronWell May 20, 2009

technomodity

an electronic resource that has yet to be created.

A technomodity is an electronic resource that has not been imagined. It may look like a wiki, blog, website, or could be something more tangible that allows a person to improve their life.

technomodity by COteacherman December 2, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026