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technofoggie 

An older person who has no idea how to use anything technical, such as a dvd player, computer, cell phone.
An older person who needs their son or daughter to set up their television, stereo, A/V system, computer, cell phone, install software, show them how to use any electronic device.
I am such a technofggie, I had to call my son and ask him to come over and hook up my new big screen TV, cable box and DVR. My mom is such a technofoggie that I had to go over to her house and show her how to use her new cellphone and set up her bluetooth in her car.
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Advanced Technologies Academy

A High School in the Las Vegas metro area that formerly was a high standing school. Now in the year 2009 The standards, technology, and administration have declined. All school spirit has dicipated. It sucks balls.....
Mr. Jacob Carder: Alright guys get to work

Leroy: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I hate advanced technologies academy. this school sucks sooo much,

technofogger 

This is a device for turning liquids into smoke-like vapour. The liquid can contain nicotine and is usually called e-liquid.

Also known as an electronic cigarette, e-cig, personal vapourising device
I'm going to vape with my technofogger.
technofogger by Narkybeast January 14, 2009

Wave Function Based Technologies 

Wave Function Based Technologies, shortened as WFBT, are a kind of technology that uses the wave function for work and operate. WFBT are also able to reproduce the wave function at any level mainly on macro level, and WFBT uses superquantum mechanics principles to work.
"Wave Function Based Technologies might be our technological future, but we will need to make massive research on it for turn it possible."

"Wave Function Based Technologies are the main technological concept of vibrationalism, not just of vibrationalism, but of the whole esoteric transhumanist movement."

technofogie 

An individual of parental status registered as an active Facebook user. This individual sends friend requests to the people his/her child grew up with and have as Facebook friends.
Your mom just added me as friend on Facbook and her profile picture is a closeup of her saggy tit, what a technofogie.

Vitesco Technologies 

Vitesco Technologies is a leading international developer and manufacturer of state-of-the-art powertrain technologies for sustainable mobility.

Almost 40,000 employees at around 50 locations worldwide are dedicated to the goal of playing a leading role in the electrification of vehicles. Their values passionate, partnering and pioneering, make them electrified.

With its pioneering spirit, Vitesco Technologies is powering clean mobility.
"How was your date yesterday?"

"Great, he seems to be very passionate, partnering and pioneering."

"Wow sounds like a Vitesco Technologies employee."

technologies 

First coined by young ingenue Judy Alexander, "Technologies" is a term for any kind of awkward social interactions/dynamics. It can be used as either an adjective or a noun.
Yeah, she was my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend and I guess I was wearing these shoes that she left at his house a long time ago, so it was total technologies.

Or:

Don't listen to those girls and what they say about you, they don't know anything, it's just technologies.