Wide-ranging genre of music originating from the late 80's and includes everything from happy hardcore to industrial to breakbeat. Techno does not "suck dick" as many here say. In fact what many people say is much better music (rap and metal, for instance) would not exist in the same form they do now if it was not for the fact that techno was invented, and all the techno-influenced instruments that followed.
Techno is often misconstrued purely as the degenerate "doof-doof" garbage put out by producers during the mid-90's. In actual fact, most decent techno, and its more lyrical offshoot EBM has many variations during a song and a set theme. Just most of you assholes are too up yourselves to hear any of it.
Also, whoever says Moby is techno because their master Eminem happens to say so needs to get a slap. Moby is in fact, electronica, which is completely different.
*catches breath*
"Techno!Techno!Techno!Techno!"
-2Unlimited
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Dude i need to wipe off my ear after hearing all that techno
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The best type of music to listen to when you're baked out of your mind.
"Yo man, I'm ripped."
"Well blast the techno"
"That's some trippy shit man"
"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh"
by scorchedangel March 15, 2009

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Techno is WIICKED with strobelights and WIICKED to fast-dance to! come on people you gotta love it? or have you guys never been clubbing? fuckers techno is awesom stop dissin it.. and this is cummin from sum1 who listens to all sorts of music such as punk, rock, ska, indie, emo, metal.. everything and i still love it... HOW COULD YOU NOT???
lets go clubbing i feel like dancing to come techno!!!
by janey0080 September 20, 2006

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Eminem is NOT from Detroit. He only said that so he could make more money off his rap CDs, and ironically, today's rap music uses a mutilated version of techno for the background music.
Not many people like techno thanks to the vast majority of songs out there that give the genre a bad name.
by rap hater September 08, 2003

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The best music ever! Many techno music comes from europe too. They are played at clubs and have a beat in it that makes you wanna dance!
Today I bought a cd with my favorite techno songs!
by DitzySteph June 26, 2004

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Something that aint goin. An object, person, or place that is completely wack and full of no style. Kevin Federline
1 "Peep these new shoes i just fuckin got"

2 "Those are ugly... na they hella techno"

1 "ay fuck you bitch your shoes look like cardboard and rubber"
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