Techem'up 

When an IT professional using an array of mediums to communicate, most commonly, conference calls or emails containing technical jargon a normal or intellectually inferior employee or client won’t understand.

Don’t be fooled by imitators, techups are delivered at the highest level of IT from only the highest level of engineers.

"Dude, he's a jabroni just techem'up"

"Dude, the guys in that NOC are Busch league, just techem’up!"

"Dude, he doesn’t know shit- Tech his ass up"

"Dude, you should have heard them on the bridge, I started teching them up and their network guys went silent."

Tim asks:
"Mike, what should I tell this guy, we reloaded his router by accident"

Mike replies:
"Tim, just techem up"

Tim replies:
Techem up? How!?

Mike replies:
You know?! Just say a bunch of IT acronyms like BGP,OSPF,TCP IP,EIGRP spanning tree, STFU, I know more than you.You just been teched’up now get the fukk out of here. Oh yeah, ISIS and pim sparse mode too.

The user will announce his compliance via spoken word or by nodding his head dismally and walk away with headache. Best thing about an old fashioned techup is the aforementioned user will never ask you a question again.

Tim:
Perfect, thanks Mike!

Mike:
NP

Techem'up by MJEEZYCCIE July 23, 2009

Nouveau Teche 

Similar to nouveau riche, nouveau teche are non-tech companies that have very recently called themselves "a Tech Company".

They often talk loudly about buzzwords of the day like blockchain, AI, ML, Big Data, IoT. More prolific ones use chained combos to impress, like "we use Big Data IoT with Blockchained AI to drive our candle making business."

You got to be amused by the number of nouveau teche coming into the Bay Area these days.

Nouveau Teche by cre8destiny October 10, 2018

Techsmith'd 

Whenever someone breaks into your parents bedroom and swaps out the contents of your dad's balls with your own. Thus, whenever a child is conceived, you've officially been Techsmith'd.

That baby sure does have a full beard. I'm sorry to tell you mam, but I think you've been Techsmith'd.

Techsmith'd by Labat April 24, 2023

Techmantic 

Adj. A romantic gesture, action or situation related to technology, especially consumer electronics.

Boy: Do you want to snuggle in bed and watch Netflix?
Girl: aww, you're so techmantic

Techmantic by LemonySnickets June 7, 2018

teched off 

A state of annoyance produced by other people's tactless use of technology.

I was so teched off when I saw Ben texting as I told him about my brother's upcoming operation.

We got teched off when those morons sitting next to us at the coffee shop were both making cellphone calls and talking ridiculously loudly.

The professor was teched off when she discovered most her students were gchatting during her lectures.

teched off by Doe Ray July 30, 2009

techelipsy

Like epilepsy, but technologically based. Being Paralyzed as a result of zero knowledge or interest in learning new technology.`

Joe expierenced a moderate case of techelipsy when his boss asked him to learn how to use the "updated" version of the computer program.

techelipsy by Kelly Alger September 9, 2007

techamo 

That's one girl who is very beautiful, hyper, lovely,really cares about one and sticks to her word. She stands up for herself and she has such great courage. If there is one girl you should keep in your life its techamo. She is one girl who is rare and her name is unique. If you find a techamo in your life don't act stupid and ditch or throw her away she Is the person u have been looking for in your life but don't get on her bad side if she makes a desicion its final. She is good at socialising with people and likes hanging out with friend she totally damn cute and every boy wants to date her but she is looking for the right guy. She likes the name James and would love to call her son James . never underestimate or discriminate her she might end up being your best friend. She may be direct with you but its just to know you better.

I love techamo she is unique and very well I don't know how to explain but I might need a whole book to describe her😁😘

techamo by Judamora December 6, 2019