When an IT professional
using an array
of mediums to communicate, most commonly, conference calls or emails containing technical jargon a normal or intellectually inferior employee
or client won’t understand.
Don’t be fooled by imitators, techups are delivered at the highest
level of IT from only
level of engineers.
"Dude, he's a jabroni just techem
"Dude, the guys in that
NOC are Busch league, just techem
"Dude, he doesn’t know shit- Tech his ass up"
"Dude, you should have heard
them on the bridge, I started
teching them up and their network guys went silent."
should I tell this guy, we reloaded his router by accident"
"Tim, just techem
You know?! Just
say a bunch of IT acronyms like BGP,OSPF,TCP IP,EIGRP spanning tree, STFU, I know more than you.You just
been teched’up now get the fukk out of here. Oh yeah, ISIS and pim sparse mode too.
The user will announce his compliance via spoken word or by nodding his head dismally
and walk away with
headache. Best thing about an old fashioned
techup is the aforementioned user will never ask you a question again.
Perfect, thanks Mike!