team virtuous

1. a slightly cooler way of admitting that you're carrying a v card.
2. a way of reminding yourself that you're not the only poor schmuck who's not getting any; you're part of the *team*
3. not to be used to describe the pure and virtuous, but rather the tragically virtuous.
4. a loser with a losing streak of at least four years.

im not batting for team virtuous by choice; i'm here by default and utter lack of opportunity.

by tragically_virtuous January 24, 2005