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team scumbag 

Also known as “scumbags”a group or crew that look out and take care of one another. Mess with one you mess with all of them. They consider each other family. They don’t give a fuck about what other people think of them. Committed members have their logo tattooed. Common actions and interests are: racing , demolition derby‘s ,fast cars ,jacked up trucks , Mudding, Motorcycles, family quads ,tattoos ,fishing ,firearms hunting ,bars , parties ,drinking ,foul language ,putting each other through hell ,loyalty , and respect
to become a scumbag you have to know a scumbag And be voted upon

Not to be associated or confused with any other team scumbag or scumbags

Commonly seen with a skull and two crossed baseball bats on apparel
By order of the court a summons of team scumbag for the following offenses

• running a chop shop

• Indecent exposure
• public drunkenness

• Aggravated assault
• destruction of private property

• disturbing the peace

• Trespassing
• Assault with a deadly weapon
•. Breaking and entering
• Resisting arrest
• Grandtheft auto
• Arson

• Manufacturing and possessing machine guns
• Grandtheft
• Driving under the influence
• bribing a police officer

• assualt on a police officer

• Manufacturing and possessing explosives

• Reckless endangerment

• Public urination
• drinking , partying ,Offending everyone, smashing cars hitting bars and having one goddamn good fucking time ... most likely at your expense TEAM SCUMBAG!!!
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026