tea tard 

A person who lets opportunist Republicans use the tea party movement for their own ends.

A politically naive conservative who is easily influenced.

Jim, the leader of the teaparty, recieved a personal visit by our conservative Republican congressman who wanted to use the teaparty movement as a platform for his campaign. Jim was impressed and did not see through the sham.

It was on this day Jim became a tea tard.

tea tard by Kirks Monkey February 22, 2010

Tea Tard 

When go to get a glass of sweet tea and want to know what retard put the container back in the fridge with only 1/16 of an inch left!

"I'm gonna throat punch the Tea Tard that didn't make any more tea!"

Tea Tard by PenOfFire October 15, 2011

TeaTards

TeaTards are the political movement of backwoods whiteys headed by deceptress Sarah Palin. With a wink and some stillettos, they do whatever she commands. When reasonable people who are against tax-rate increases get stupefied by Sarah Palin, they become TeaTards.

"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and tell Sarah to go take a hike," shouted the throng against the TeaTards.

or
Those lower-middle-class honkies are so self-righteous, they are prime examples of TeaTards.
or
You might be TeaTards if you are dumb, white, dumb, and hateful.

TeaTards by artfulmark February 16, 2010