Hakuna your tatas 

An alternative phrase to "Calm your tits".

Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".

I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".

Jenna: OMG I'm stressing out over this test! If I don't get a good score, I'll fail the semester and then I'll fail the year, ruining my life and I'll end up homeless because I cant get a job and...

Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.

Hakuna your tatas by Hakuna'd Tatas March 10, 2014

Ugly SCP tato 

Ugly SCP tato is a phrase someone used in roblox rap battles and Albert claimed it because albert is dad and he can do what su tart can't.

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Ugly SCP tato by SuTart June 7, 2019

White girl tacos 

Any taco that comes from a box. You just add meat.

I made my Mexican friends white girl tacos with my Old El Paso kit.

White girl tacos by Young Rebel00 October 24, 2023

Ugly scp tato 

A phrase used in roblox rap battles and Flamingo claimed it because Flamingo is dad and he can do what su tart can't
L.

"Ugly SCP tato"

"Get noob"

Ugly scp tato by SuTart June 7, 2019

Tats Mcormack 

A busty woman, rocking two fat jugs; rarely fully concealed. Most likely to be a milf to some degree.

"Jesus Christ Joseph, have you seen the rack on Alison?!"

"Aye mate - a full on Tats Mcormack."

Tats Mcormack by wackypound December 15, 2011

Tatored 

A state of drunkenness rarely reached by a social drinker, where the Alcoholic in question feels that they have overshot the mark once again.
This state is usually followed by feelings of regret and remorse the next day (or whenever he comes to) as the formerly tatored individual realizes that they have once again nailed a fatty, sucked another man's wiener, or poked yet another farm animal!

"Oh my God, I did it again! I'm going to have to do some of those A&A classes if I keep getting this tatored!"

"Ugh, I'm NEVER getting that tatored again!"

Tatored by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008

Talos 

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?

And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!

Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

Heimskr: Hello friend, have you come to hear the word of mighty Talos?

Talos by Heimskr November 1, 2018