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Torrance Beach 

Torrance's 1.5 miles of coastline, between the pv peninsula and redondo beach. It's a great surf spot! It's also laid back and peaceful, away from noisy bars and restaurants, has great views of pv, and cleaner than the other south bay beaches.
Johnny: Hey dude, wanna go surfing today?
Jake: Yea man, let's go to Torrance Beach.
Johnny: Torrance has a beach?
Jake: No shit dummy, it's the best in the south bay!
Johnny: Sorry man, i'm an assclown from north redondo.
Torrance Beach by three1OH! July 6, 2010

Terrance and Phillip 

2 farting, flapping Canadians who look and sound funny.They are very popular in South Park.
Say Terrance, what did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynaecologist?
"I don't know Phillip, what?
*fart*
"AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA!
Terrance and Phillip by Hompsar February 18, 2004

Terrance and Phillip 

Two hysterical farting charectors on South Park

Terrance and Phillip 

Victims to anal-cancer from farting upon each other once too much.
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. You're a boner-biting, ass-licking uncle fucker. You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!
Terrance and Phillip by B-Drac July 26, 2003

Terrance and Phillip 

Canadian humor at its best. Features two idiots who do nothing but fart throughout the show.
Terrence: Hey Philip. Can you smell the color of the wind?
Philip: I'll go check.
(Terrence farts)
Philip: Now that's a strawberry fart! Naw haw haw haw haw.
Terrance and Phillip by AYB May 21, 2003

North Torrance 

The north side of torrance is full of motherfuckers who like to kick it. south torrance is full of rich bebe bitches tryna act hard, but they gotta buy their shit with their daddys money. west torrance is full of white boys who dont know how to get down. NT, some say we get down with rolls, but fuck that, we drank 40's and smoke blunts. we go to community college and we kick it in garages. we get marlboro reds at ampm and ricks, and half our pack gets bummed cuz we kick it with broke ass niggas. some fools try to come up in tha budda business but end up letting their profit blow away with the wind. we got asians, (fuck korea) skater niggas, white boys, and chill beaners. Torrance PD is some prick ass motherfuckers, if youre a nigga or a wetback strollin thru mindin your own business, chances are theyre gonna start shit with you. 9 out of 10 times when you see someone pulled over its a black/mexican fool on the curb cuffed up being talked down to by a motherfuckin torrance cop. Were chill with gardena cats. were not with that gangbang shit cuz were too busy dumpin swisher gutz and gettin kush rolled up. NT is the originator of the drink "BRASS MONKEY". NT parties usually get rolled within the hour if youre not chill with the cops. garage kickbacks are the safe bet, but wait till the word gets out, esecially if bitches is involved. the center of north is crenshaw and artesia. it extends from prarie to western.
"you wanna go smoke a blunt with one of my homies"
"ok, where?"
"North Torrance"
"nah fuck that, last time we sat in a dirty ass garage and nobody talked to me because they were all blown, they just sat there and listened to music"
"it was chill tho haw?"
"aite fuck it, as long as they dont play "beer pong" with dirty ass water again"