tankems 

beyond obliterated, just before the point of alcohol poisoning. More than buzzed, drunk, trashed, obliterated. see tanked for an understatement.

We're having a party tonight, so bring your drinking faces - we're gonna get tankems!

tankems by Ashleigh9169 January 29, 2008

Tankus 

To be incredibly good at something.

Billy: Did you see Jill run the 100m sprint?
Bob: Yeah, she's so tankus, she beat everyone by like 5 seconds!

Tankus by Morganator1224 February 20, 2011

tankus 

A living example of inter-species breeding.

One such case currently resides in Canada. While the guesses as to which species it was run close to infinite, most scientists suspect he was conceived during a wild party involving a herd of buffalo and his crack-addicted mother.

Christ, you tankus... They really ruined a perfectly good rectum when they put teeth in your mouth.

tankus by Steven Hayes June 1, 2004

Tankus the Henge 

Tankus the Henge is a colloquial phrase, bastardised from the Lithuanian language. Tankus means 'heavy' in Lithuanian and a henge is widely known to be a monument of wood or stone.

It's better known as a band name.

It's a statement, when lifting a large object.

The builder exclaimed in broken English: "Tankus the henge!"

Tankus the Henge by ryvitaskeeter December 4, 2012