tankered 

Very drunk from an excess of alcohol. A combination of the words: "tanked" + "hammered" = "tankered".

He had way too many shots - he was hangin' on everyone and slurring his words. That kid was tankered.

tankered by madmary February 25, 2009

Tannered 

When one absolutely rails some one so hard in the pussy, they have to ask to stop. Typically when a white male fucks a African-American female.

"OMG dude, i just tannered this half black chick named Janiae"

Tannered by Tannerjones June 3, 2014

dj tannered 

verb
the term "dj tannered" refers to being light-headed and feeling scarily fatigued or dizzy after working out on a crossramp or treadmill. It is derivative of the popular episode of "Full House," when DJ Tanner (Candace Cameron) diets by not eating and feeding her sandwiches to Comet. While out on a family trip to the gym, DJ feels faint and drops to her knees from the combination of lack of food and too much treadmill.

dang, i worked out so hard core this morning, i about dj tannered it when i stepped off treadmill.

dj tannered by melbeann May 26, 2009

Tannered 

Tanner(ed) (adv) Getting so drunk that you piss a gallon worth of piss all over yourself and your friends. Also being prone to not sleeping at night and getting dumb tatoos.

Jim: "Why is my back wet?" Jon: "Because Jake got tannered last night and pissed on you"

Tannered by SiggyTop January 10, 2014

Tannered 

The term given to the situation where one has been accosted into performing un-useful or repeated analysis work, potentially resulting in an unnecessary or unfavourable change.

Mike: “Hey Bob, where did that stupid change come from?”
Bob: “Oh man, Jane and I got Tannered the other day, and before we knew it the change was in! Farkkkk!!!”

Tannered by Frank manfrenjensen July 26, 2011

Tinkered 

The state of intoxication between being buzzed and drunk.

Yoooo buddy I just had 4 beers and I'm tinkered as FUCKKK.

Tinkered by Nikkidrex May 28, 2017

tannered 

verb. for being very drunk after going around a friends house for extra drinks after the pub.

oh my god , after the pub clint said pop in for a red wine, by the time i left i was well tannered

tannered by Reg.Rich August 31, 2019