meech's definitions

scoombadaooch

A supposedly vulgar term that came out of my old italian neighbor when his grandson hit him in the square in the fotch with a soccer ball.

"You can't duct tape the cat u fuckin scoombadaooch!"

"Get close to me and im gunna fuckin scoombadaooch you in the face"

"Scoombadaooch"

by Meech March 28, 2005

Sut

The word that is a legend in my high school that was used in a stretched out manner(suuuuuuuttt) when a person said an extremely stupid remark or joke. The Sut chop was given and you felt like a complete ass and just told everyone it was stupid because u felt gay.

"Hey guys, what has a bed but doesnt sleep??? ...A river!!! HAHA!"
"....suuuuuuuuttt"

by Meech March 28, 2005

witchadija

the way of saying "with ya did ya" in one redneck word.

"hey billy you didn't bring your truck witchadija?"

"shit, you didnt bring your wallet witchadija?"

by meech May 31, 2005

Toilet

A place for relief of bodily waste out of the anus of the butt. It is usually a low white porcelain "seat" in which you can safely "drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool." <-- this expression can be used to explain politely that you have to do your business.

"Excuse me John, ill be back in a few i just have to drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."

by Meech March 28, 2005

DMV

Department Of Motor Vehicles, AKA- the deep pits of hell, supposedly created to help you. It causes 95% of public violence in the USA and is responsible for over 300 suicides.

"They should have a man in the DMV punch you in the face the second you walk in to ease the pain of waiting in line at this sick twisted place."

by Meech March 28, 2005

Shit And Run

This is a prank only pulled off by the professionals including my friend Darren. If you are getting a ride from anyone that you dont like or dont know, for example a taxi, then you calmy pull down your pants and take a shit in the back seat. As the smell reaches the driver's nose he will mostly likely turn around thinking what the fuck is that smell?? Then you yell o fuck watch out! This is best done at nighttime because the driver would probably slam the brakes. When the car stops you get out and run.

"Man Darren, that was smooth performing a shit and run in the back of Matt's car without using any T.P."

"Give that taxi driver a shit and run so you dont have to pay for the fare"

by Meech April 12, 2005

burr

a slang spoken when you can know longer talk right and call beer by the name "burr"
OR
the word when a white person trys to be african american by using the "urr" at the end of the word beer

"yo 'g-dawg homie'let's go snag some burr to quench our thirst!"

"pass the burr"

by meech May 24, 2005