Taintstache 

1. Having a moustache that resembles a taint.

2. Having a taint that resembles a moustache.

1.

Dude 1: Why do you have a taint on your face?
Dude 2: Shut up.

2.
Carl: Hey man, what's up?
Steve: Let me see that taint I've heard so much about!
Carl: I don't know...
Steve: I'm gonna see that taint one way or another, so you better just pull down your pants before i make you. Understand?

Carl apprehensively pulls down his pants infront of Steve.

Steve (smiling): Ooooh yeah... now thats a good taint.

Steve leans in for a closer look.

Steve: Hey, that kinda looks like a taintstache.

Taintstache by yourecievethehole7 August 6, 2009

taint stamp 

stamping or stabbing the taint of your girl friend with your member while trying to enter her

i was so drunk it took a couple of taint stamps before i was finally able to get it in.

taint stamp by 110$croc June 23, 2008

taint stamp 

placeing the space between you ass and balls, known as the taint, on another person, leaving a faint oder or in some cases visable stains

"that bitch passed out after three beers so i taint stamped her forehead"

taint stamp by cdjp84 October 3, 2011

Taintscaping 

The act of maintaining ones taint and taintal regions.

I was worried about going down on Joe but my friend told me he is into taintscaping.

Taintscaping by wopalicious29 October 20, 2018