Tantard 

A middle aged woman who acts as if she is a princess and still functions at a pre adolescent level.

Often characterized by excessive makeup, permed hair, and lots of bling (especially wearing diamond studded clothing)

"She's such a Tantard buying second hand electrolysis hair removal equipment on eBay and testing it on clients based on Google instructions."

Tantard by You ain't is effed-up as us November 8, 2018

taintarific 

(adj) (adv) Something that is as pleasurable or positive as the taint. Of particular significance to male humans because they enjoy stimulation of their taints, due to the location of their prostate. Also, male humans enjoy the female taint because if they progress to a place where they can touch the taint, anal ain't too far behind.

Anal is taintarific.
My bitch is taintarific.

taintarific by muniboy March 10, 2008

Traintard 

When you get on the wrong train. You're a Train-retard (traintard)Made even worse when you're mistake costs you more money and time.

ahhhhhhh, I was supposed to get on the Livingston train and this one is going to Paisley, man I'm such a Traintard

Traintard by Kirstyphoenix August 2, 2010

tantard 

a person who is incapable of getting a tan. they tan, burn, peel, repeat.

i can never get tan!", "that's because you are a tantard mary

tantard by kfell May 30, 2011

tantard 

a tantard is a 'special' girl who is retarded and extremley clumsey. tends to drop things, forgets simple things such as a pair of gloves, but is also a very lovable creature and tends to make people laugh with her tantardedness.

tantard:
1)simple retarded things such as forgetting her gloves on a freezing cold day and has to waste presious time going home for them

2)clumseyness, often tends to drop hot chocolate either over herself or all over a train station floor.

tantard by spaztard January 11, 2008

Twintards 

When you see two mentally wrong twins

Hey yo did you just see those twintards walking over here,they are so mentally wrong.

Twintards by Joemama56738282 October 20, 2019

Taintartica 

Your taint is as pale as Antarcticas terrain.

Yo, you need to get some sun for your taintartica if you ever want to impress me.

Taintartica by Funsizer July 21, 2024