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taintarific 

(adj) (adv) Something that is as pleasurable or positive as the taint. Of particular significance to male humans because they enjoy stimulation of their taints, due to the location of their prostate. Also, male humans enjoy the female taint because if they progress to a place where they can touch the taint, anal ain't too far behind.
Anal is taintarific.
My bitch is taintarific.
taintarific by muniboy March 10, 2008
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titarific 

(adj) a modifier used to describe something particularly outstanding or pleasing to oneself. Originates from the fact that tits are, themselves, titarific, because they are what makes the world go round.
Last night's party was titarific. Holla
titarific by PAhomegrown March 22, 2004

Choice-A-Bunga-Tastarific-Expeala-Fucking-Dosious 

When something is so "choice" it simply becomes to small a word!!!!!!!!!!!! very good
"that sex was choice-a-bunga-tastarific-expeala-fucking-dosious!"

Taintartica 

Your taint is as pale as Antarcticas terrain.
Yo, you need to get some sun for your taintartica if you ever want to impress me.
Taintartica by Funsizer July 21, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016