The act of placing the area of the male anatomy between the balls and the anus also known as taint, clothed or unclothed, onto another person.
I had fun tainting your mom last night
by The Nizz August 26, 2007
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A tattoo placed on a taint, the area between the genetalia and the anus.
Wow, nick went to the tattoo parlor and got himself a tainting.
by Rob Viv December 8, 2007
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Man, I have been tainting so much recently! Feel these callus'!!
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I was tainting my my husband to turn him on while he shit on himself. Guess his taint doesn't work.
by toriscool May 19, 2015
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A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.
Dude, did you see Taint On Taint last night? It rocked my chode off.
by sImon mIlligan July 15, 2008
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The combination of sweat, toilet paper, poo and pubic hairs that build up on the area between the anus and bottomo of the vagina or scrotum. Hence, "tainted taint."
He went down to eat her pussy and abruptly turned back when he found she had "tainted taint."
by Jarhead82 November 22, 2015
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A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.

Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.

i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.
Q: What on earth is a taint?
A: The perineum.
Q: Huh?
A: The chad!
by Chane. February 1, 2020
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