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A stereotypical Guido (chains, t-shirt, collar up on a pink polo shirt, spiked hair, flexing muscles) who has bleached blonde hair instead of dark hair. Portmanteau of Swedish Guido.
You: I've never seen a Guido with pale blonde hair!!!

Me: Yeah, that's a Swedo.
Swedo by Joey Paisan December 3, 2010
Acronym for "Stuff We Don't Want". Used in international development circles to describe in-kind donations of items that are useless, at best, and damaging, at worst.
"We don't need these worn-out shoes or t-shirts that say 'New England Patriots - Superbowl Champions 2012', so let's send them to Rwanda. It's better than nothing!"

That's some serious swedow.
swedow by Jayrob November 28, 2012

swedous giganticus 

A faux medical term for the condition of someone with a fucking gigantic swede. Similar to the term elephant man. An overly large head for their body.
Richard aka swedous giganticus, the big headed cunt.

Fucking hell! He is a swedous giganticus!

Swedophobia 

The irrational fear of Sweden and the Swedish People
"Do you like Sweden" No i got Swedophobia
Swedophobia by Tommy End September 10, 2022

Swedophile 

A condition where you being excited upon the mention of Sweden or Sverige as you may prefer to call it.

Althought you may still entertain a hatred of IKEA, what with it being shit. Sufferers find the clothes, culture, language, music and food sexually attractive.

Most notably are joint yearnings for both ABBA and Swedish girls in general as they are known to be both hot and easy.
Clive: Did you hear Filby's going back to Sweden again?

Derek: All that way for a handy J?
Clive: Yup
Derek: Man that guy is such a Swedophile!
Swedophile by TheDominatingMC November 30, 2010

swedophilia 

Sexual pleasure involving one or more Swedish people (generally alive).
He clearly has swedophilia, due to the fact that he exclusively dates swedes.
swedophilia by bdavis1531 October 27, 2012