swede

An extremely cool, dope and chill person from Sweden; Europe.
You've seen that swede livin' in mah block?
by ikke meg hvertfall December 01, 2002
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To make a homebrew version of a famous movie. i.e. - "Be Kind, Rewind"
"Did you see that new swede of Star Wars on youtube?"
by jahmai February 21, 2008
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1. Person of Sweden, Scandinavia, Northern Europe. Typically tall and very good-looking with white-blonde hair and blue eyes. There is a stereotype that says Swedish girls are all horny bimbo sluts, but this mostly came from a couple of Swedish actresses during the 1950s who played some of the first nude roles.

2. A whitish-green vegetable with broad waxy leaves that grow in a tight "rose". Belongs to the cabbage family.
(This actually happened in my school.)

Person 1: Did you see that HOT new girl? She is HOT!
Person 2: Yeah, she's Swedish.
Person 1: I would BANG her!
Person 2: Dude, woah. She's only like, 12. They grow fast in Sweden.
by 100%swedishgirl May 30, 2006
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you walk down the street and bump into a swede and the first thing said is sorry and the first thing done is fast walking so as not to create a situation beyond thier control
by guevara April 19, 2004
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Slang for your heid
Yer pure burstin' ma swede man!

Kylie Minogue's: "I just cannae get you oot ay ma swede..."
by Bernard Manning August 13, 2003
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Guy with typically Swedish looks, stylish and gay!
You look like a Swede!
by gavin1234 May 05, 2006
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a head thats much larger than normal most likely on babies and young children
fuck me look at the swede on that sprog my god it`s a ugly little fucker init,
gob off to me again and you`ll get a slap round your fucking big swede
by mick nicholson August 07, 2007
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