The act of squeezing your legs together (sometimes easier if you cross the legs at the thighs) and tensing the gluteus Maximus in a rhythmic pattern to the point of orgasm. This can be achieved by males and females. Males can orgasm and ejaculate from this. Also the penis need not be hard to accomplish this and both sexes can achieve multiple consecutive orgasms this way. If the penis is squeezed between the thighs hard enough or if the thighs are squeezed hard during and after orgasm, males can hold back ejaculate.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'