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when some one jabs you in the stomach.

also known as a "tazer" to the stomach
1.jane: *jabs nick in the stomach* "sword fish!"
nick: "god dammit jane that hurt"

2. "that bitch just swordfished me"
by swordfisher January 12, 2012
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A monthly gathering of like-minded gentlemen devoted to good cigars, numerous libations, fine foods, humorous tales, and excellent adventures.
Swordfish will be at (insert name) house on Thursday June 1st.
by dart board July 01, 2010
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The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then fucking a girl in the ass with it.
One night after work Gary had to make a bowel movement and felt the swordfish would be appropriate since his girlfriend was on her period
by Wrecking Crew June 05, 2006
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A guy who gets drunk often, but only wants to hang out with other blokes.

A gay alcoholic.
'You don't want to go out to the club to find a girl, you would rather stay here like a swordfish and have a sausage fest.'
by -Penn December 17, 2009
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I wish I was as good as sword fish
by Urban Cowboy November 27, 2004
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A person who excels in a substantial amount of fuckheadedness or douchebaggery.
by vatonyjmu1978 November 13, 2007
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1. a gay freshman
(swordfighting, a gay act+
fish, freshman)
1. Oh wow, you cant ask him on a date! He's a swordfish; cant you tell?
by genna buzz April 04, 2005
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