To run up on somebody from behind and penetrate their anus with your thumb.
Swordfishing- In dirty grandpa when papa shoves his thumb in grandsons ass during surprise attack.
by Taytaybeanbag April 8, 2017
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The act of sitting in a bathtub or other body of water with one of your bros and having an epic swordfight
I heard Evan and Andy went swordfishing last night to solve their differences, however it ended in tragic docking
by Doucheoon Mandic February 17, 2011
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The act of deceiving someone online into wanting to have a duel. But when they show up, all they find is a fat chick with a laptop.
My sister keeps swordfishing dudes online. Every time the doorbell rings I find some Spaniard in a leotard holding a saber yelling "en garde!"
by A legit doctor. Not a joke. January 11, 2020
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The act of shoving a woman’s head down during a blowjob and forcing her to deepthroat
I was swordfishing Jessica last night, and she was NOT happy.
by Dcorks December 31, 2019
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A dick pic of someone else's penis in an effort to appear more appealing. In lieu of their own penis, swordfishers will use images of penises with better complexion, head to shaft ratio, length, position and shape of the urethral opening, and girth; when sending a dick pic.
Person 1: "I got a dick pic last night from someone on my 7v7 coed soccer team, but the skin tone looks way different from the rest of his body."

Person 2: "Did it look way bigger than you would have imagined him having?"

Person 1: "Yeah! Why?"

Person 2: "He is swordfishing you. That's someone else's dick"
by saveahoefoundation March 12, 2019
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sôrd·físh·ing
noun.

a. The act or process of Mijas withdrawing, especially from something hazardous, formidable, or unpleasant by means of combat or coercive power by means of neck snapping and tuck-n-rolling out of a moving vehicle.
The Mijas are proficient in swordfishing.

Needletooth swordfished out of MarcoPolos police trooper.
by Snake Bitch February 15, 2011
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A type of fish only consumed by wealthy physicians as coined in 2012 by consensus at Georgetown School of Medicine
"When i was growing up i was always like, why do a lot of doctors live extravagantly, like drive mercedes and buy big ass houses...i thought medicine was a field of humility...now i find myself dreaming about swordfish dinners as i eat chinese food at my desk, where my chair is now indented perfectly to fit my ass" said Imraan while studying for his quarterly medical school exams.
by GtownMed2015 December 9, 2012
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