swolock 

A Gentleman's Swollen Bollock(s), A.K.A. Swollen Balls

"Woke up this morning with a Swolock! Need to go see a doctor!"

swolock by PlusG November 27, 2013

betty swollocks 

Betty Swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks.

Betty Swollocks. Similar in style to Tin and Gonic.

betty swollocks by Delboy123 August 30, 2008

swollocks 

British. Swollen bollocks; overfull testicles, cliffhangers. Together with heightened aggression, cold-sweating and the shakes, symptomatic of DSB.

I gave him a right punt up the swollocks, mam.

swollocks by Lord Grimcock September 14, 2007

Betty Swollocks 

Sweaty, Itchy or Sticky Bollocks.

"Argh, Betty Swollocks. Must Re-arrange"

Betty Swollocks by thegrouch5555 September 15, 2006

Betty Swollocks 

Polite term for knacker discomfort

"forgive me your majesty, whilst i adjust my doublet and hose. I have sailed the oceans these last six months and have not changed my codpiece since we left the New World. I fear i have the most awful Betties (Sir Walter Raleigh, Audience with Queen Elizabeth I, 1584) Betty Swollocks

Betty Swollocks by Garthy July 9, 2006

betty swollocks 

Sweaty erm... testicles, I'm sure you can work it out ;)

Damn, I've got Betty Swollocks tonight!

betty swollocks by Samhandwich April 6, 2004

Betty Swollocks 

British sound-a-like slang:
Betty Swollocks =
Sweaty Bollocks*


*Balls, cohones, testicles etc.

"I wish me gullfrend woud play wit me Betty Swollocks while givin me a jobber'"

Betty Swollocks by Shier September 14, 2005