swiffness
swiffness by Sportsmaker December 5, 2013
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jahova's stiffness
An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)
jahova's stiffness by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009
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Swiffers Bardagulan (SB)
"TFFC members are a bunch of Swiffers Bardagulan (SB) rejects"
"That duck over there next to Swiffers Bardagulan looks like TFFC"
"That duck over there next to Swiffers Bardagulan looks like TFFC"
Swiffers Bardagulan (SB) by sbthemaincharacterswbk! April 11, 2021
spliffness
Maggie: Wow Greg, your spliffness is amazing!
Greg: Listen Struggles, my spliffness is no match for yours!!
Greg: Listen Struggles, my spliffness is no match for yours!!
spliffness by RyanGregMaggie May 19, 2010
Wiffness
Wiffness by liftedresearch August 31, 2011
Scared Stiffless
Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.
Scared Stiffless by squishiefishie October 31, 2018
Jehovah's stiffness
E.g. Yo Tony blud, lessons over, lets split.
Tony: Shit! I can't stand up, I got Jehovah's stiffness init!
Jehovah's stiffness by swany01 May 14, 2008
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