1 definition by swany01

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n. An unwelcome erection which arrives at the most inconvenient times and is hard to get rid of.


E.g. Yo Tony blud, lessons over, lets split.

Tony: Shit! I can't stand up, I got Jehovah's stiffness init!
by swany01 May 14, 2008

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