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spermypoo 

1.) The poo of a person who has received violent anal sex (normally from a father, or father figure) in which massive amounts of sperm have been ejaculated into the ass. This sperm is then mixed with the fecal matter into a slurry which may be drained out and stored for later usage as lubricant or beverage.

2.) The poo of a person who has ingested only sperm for 48 consecutive hours; this may also be drained and used later as lubricant or beverage.
"Go clean the spermypoo from the shower!" Deep voiced naked father, probably a plumber.
"But daaaaaad!!" Whinny volleyball playing boy.
spermypoo by Asteve April 20, 2010
Related Words
Someone whose Style is extremely on fleek, to the point that he/she becomes the eyecatcher at every party.
A: Did you noticed that sexy Boy over there?
B: How could I not, he's swervy!
Swervy by callMeJoe June 22, 2016
Guys with unbelievably tiny penises. Small, and skinny, like a worm but with a Z and swermz.
Usually an asian guy, because they have tiny penises.

Can be used as noun, adjective, pronoun, any part of speech

"Look at my swerm"
"Thats a small swermz"
"At least i dont have a swermz"
"Swermzed"
"Thats pretty swermz"
"Hey Swermz, get us some burgers."
Glaucon: "Yes, Swermz, i Agree."
"Seth you have a tiny penis" Also swerms
Swermz by Scotty 2 Hottie May 19, 2006

spermy lick

To receive (or give) a sexual action incorporating licking male genitalia before ejaculation to aid in achieving ejaculation, or to lick male ejaculate from the male genetalia (or any other body part where it may land).
I can't wait to get home tonight, our lass has promised me a spermy lick.

That chick from the club was pure filth. I jizzed all over her arms and she cleaned herself up with a spermy lick. Every last drop.
spermy lick by TheYorkshireViking August 30, 2017
Swervy7 is a streamer on Twitch who plays Minecraft. He also has a Discord server, TikTok, YouTube channel, and Twitter. Swervy7 goes by the name 'Swervy' and he/they pronouns. Swervy is swag, pog, epic, superb, elite, and all of the above. Swervy's Twitch stream chats are known for being chaotic and hilarious.
Swervy7 is my favorite streamer.
Swervy7 by Nagito69420 March 25, 2021

Wet Spermy 

After performing oral sex on a male, post "explosion", the female/male then proceeds to swish her/his finger in mouth pre-swallowing gathering a glob of cum and inserting finger into male's ear using a circular motion. Form of Wet Willy.
"My boyfriend went from blissful to irate after I gave him a wet spermy."

"Why is this guy using all my q-tips?!"
"This fool just got wet spermied!"
Wet Spermy by Shellbot1 October 7, 2013