Skeptimism 

Optimism tempered with a healthy dose of skepticism.

Reported by Michael J. Russell (@planetrussell) via Melissa Clouthier (@melissatweets) on 11/3/09, from @DukeStJournal.

Having been through this before with other companies, Susan viewed the company's ambitious but as-yet undefined, unfunded and unstaffed social media strategy with considerable skeptimism.

Skeptimism by planetrussell November 3, 2009

swaptimist 

A person who acquires cheap but useless things at swap meets, yard sales and thrift stores.

I thought I'd find a way to use that broken coffeepot I bought, but I guess I was just being a swaptimist.

swaptimist by skuzner January 13, 2010

WAPtimism 

hopefulness and confidence about that wet ass pussy or the successful outcome of macaroni in that pot

My DMs with her were amicable, and there are grounds for WAPtimism

WAPtimism by Chaddeth March 9, 2022

Shoptimism 

When you see an unedited image and expect it to animate, showing some fantastic yet subtle photoshop skills.

Poster: Is it me or does this image terrify anyone else?
B3tan: *wait 30 seconds* Aww, I was expecting it to animate.
B3tan2: That's Shoptimism

Shoptimism by NewB3tan June 3, 2009

Swaptimize 

Verb.

To switch places with one's partner in a highly coordinated fashion when showering together in order to optimize the mutual showering experience. This can be done for several reasons: i.e. to minimize water wasted or time spent shivering while outside the stream of water, etc. Generally, it results in the most economically efficient solution to shower sharing. Both partners get water when and only when they need it, and they still get to see each other naked. Win-win.

Other forms:
noun. swaptimization

Jeff: Yo, I heard you showering with your girl this morning. You guys need to hurry it up in there; the water bill is killing me!
Matt: Sorry, bro. She likes shower sex.
Jeff: I get that, but if you're gonna do it at least swaptimize the rest of the time. Shit's getting out of control.

Swaptimize by busterfly April 15, 2013