Skeptimism 

Optimism tempered with a healthy dose of skepticism.

Reported by Michael J. Russell (@planetrussell) via Melissa Clouthier (@melissatweets) on 11/3/09, from @DukeStJournal.

Having been through this before with other companies, Susan viewed the company's ambitious but as-yet undefined, unfunded and unstaffed social media strategy with considerable skeptimism.

Skeptimism by planetrussell November 3, 2009

Septiumism 

Septiumism is the philosophical idea of the power of fate, meaning, and destiny that every decision, action, event, or occurrence whether negative or positive has a profound and deeper meaning which further leads our life to our greater destiny or purpose within our lives. Every human being has a greater destiny and purpose both determined and controlled by fate and the path fate takes our lives on.

“They believe that fate controls they’re lives because they believe in Septiumism”.

“I believe that fate controls my life because I am a Septiumist”.

Septiumism by Septiumism October 19, 2022

Skepticism 

Typing it is like playing ping pong on your keyboard

"Hey did you know that typing skepticism is like playing pong with your keyboard?"

"Ok, but why did I need to know this?"

"It's cool! Right? R-r-right?..."

Skepticism by Bruhtard December 11, 2020

skeptimistic 

Unsure about a particular situation.

John was feeling a bit skeptimistic about the upcoming free TV give away at the police station.

skeptimistic by Joe - Hozo April 12, 2003

skeptemist 

Someone who don't give a fuck about grammer

Dave: How was schol today?
Bill: It's spelled school

Dave: I don't really care I am skeptemist

skeptemist by The Dane August 9, 2012

Septiumism 

The belief in the importance and power of fate and how it affects and controls our lives

“Marrow’s life was filled with heartbreak, struggle, and loss yet the pain he endured helped temper his willpower and strength for what was to come and the pain soon came to an end when he rose to power, that is the act of Septiumism

“Marrow thinks that even though he struggles, his struggles will prevail and will improve his life for the better because he is a Septiumist”.

Septiumism by Septiumism October 19, 2022

Shoptimism 

When you see an unedited image and expect it to animate, showing some fantastic yet subtle photoshop skills.

Poster: Is it me or does this image terrify anyone else?
B3tan: *wait 30 seconds* Aww, I was expecting it to animate.
B3tan2: That's Shoptimism

Shoptimism by NewB3tan June 3, 2009