bow legged swamp donkey 

An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.

Good god that guy walks like an idiot.

Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.

bow legged swamp donkey by Come on meow November 28, 2014

Bow legged swamp donkey 

The 43rd President of the United States of America

George W. Bush is hands down a bow legged swamp donkey from has shamed our nation.

Bow legged swamp donkey by MindyJ September 2, 2006

lock legs and swap gravy 

The act of two females scissoring so as to mix their vaginal fluids. (See scissoring)

"I heard those two girls lock legs and swap gravy all the time."

lock legs and swap gravy by fur trader March 27, 2010