swamp water

a mixture of all the fruit juices found behind a bar of a drinking establishment. may be mixed with any type of alcohol.

bartender: what'll you have?

customer: I'll have a swampwater. I'm the designated driver!

by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005

swamp water

n. A slang term most commonly used by American football players to describe the combination of lemon-lime flavored Gatorade with grape flavored Gatorade, forming a savory yet unsettling dark green mixture. Often a favorite beverage amongst tight ends. Most effective during early September.

Jimmy Paschal, a tall and fast tight end, enjoyed a savory cup of swamp water as the early September sun beckoned down on his scalp.

by Vernon R. August 13, 2014

swamp water

The water provided to clean one's window at a gas station.

I couldn't see out of my windshield, so I scrubbed it with swamp water - unfortunately it didn't make it much better.

by FelixTheCat May 7, 2007

swamp water

n: liquid that violently evacuates the rectum while one suffers from diarrhea.

i filled the toiletbowl with swamp water after gnoshing a savagely hot curry from two fat indians.

by misterwhite July 14, 2006

Winchester Swamp Water

This is a slang term for the beverage, "Ale-8." Bottled in Winchester KY, the name refers to the suspicious-looking color and consistency of the soda.

I'm thirsty, will you get me some Winchester Swamp Water?

by Cantjump February 9, 2011

louisiana swamp water

Same as the Louisiana Crab cake but she also urinates with the feces.

It was bad enough she gave me a Louisiana Crab cake, but she followed it up with some swamp water.

by bigwheat February 9, 2004

sux swamp water

very bad, terrible, ugly

"hey bro you like my new hood scoop?"

"Nah bro that sux swamp water"

by Milton and Alex Da Greesy July 15, 2008