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Spite Monkey Sunday 

Spite Monkey Sunday is that day of the week when all the brain dead little losers try to get definitions accepted by Urban Dictionary. They try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. Why? Usually because they’re back at school on Monday and are trying to make themselves look good, the poor little winkies. Then the unthinkable happens, they’re definition is rejected because it doesn’t conform to the rules laid down by Urban Dictionary. Oh Calamity! So the silly little wank biscuits throw a hissy fit, go into a session to vote on the inclusion of new words and reject everything without bothering to read it. Then comes Monday and these sad little gleets go back to school and bother the human race somewhat less than they do at weekends.
“Couldn’t get a thing accepted on Urban Dictionary, it was Spite Monkey Sunday.”

Anchovy Sundae 

Refers to a woman's vagina that is exceptionally smelly.
"I got her drawers off, but as I was getting down to it I caught a whiff of her fanny. Talk about toe rag this was an anchovy sundae!"
Anchovy Sundae by AKACroatalin March 30, 2015

Atlanta Sundae 

When you come upon an outhouse at a concert or something and its mostly filled with shit and cum mixed together.
Dude don't use the middle outhouse, there is a ferocious "Atlanta Sundae" in there.
Atlanta Sundae by KorKraos August 25, 2017

Sod All Sunday 

Definition---
An entire Sunday day which passes where absolutely nothing transpires; A miscreant day which you will never remember; A Sunday which is sullied away to pyjama wearing and not bothering to lift ones arse away from the sofa for more than a toilet visit. The phone does not ring and your mobile is not blessed with anything other than a full battery.
Example---
Dan: How was your Sunday? Get up to much?
Garath: Good mate cheers, I had a sod all Sunday.

Mazen Saleh Sudais

A weird combination made by a couple of friends. Such name derived from one of their fellow classmates, after a hilarious few minutes that came up with the idea of adding two students' names together, thus concluding with this disgrace of a name.
Mazen Saleh Sudais likes chocolate chips on the chuck e cheese plate
Mazen Saleh Sudais by anonymous March 13, 2021

Ass Cream Sundae 

An Ass Cream Sundae is created when one empties a full can of whipped cream in the ass of their partner (spoon-feeding in a container of Cool Whip is an acceptable substitute contingent on their elasticity) and then proceeds to eat it out.
I can't believe he fixed himself an Ass Cream Sundae on our first date; that bastard cleaned out every damn drop!
Ass Cream Sundae by Racer XXX December 27, 2018