Human Suitcases

When a midget on roller skates, wears all your clothing and then you pull them through an airport.

Seth: Do you have any tips, any tips at all for a simple romantic, non psychotic valentine's day?
Stefon: If you want a great valentine's day you don't even need to leave the house. Just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No. Like human suitcases.

Human Suitcases by JMulan March 1, 2011

switching suitcases 

Making gangster moves usually involving drugs and/or money and moving them from one location to another.

See the movie Blow.

Coyote: "Meet me at the T.J. border tonight."
Gangsta Me: We gonna be switching suitcases?"

switching suitcases by COASTwiththeMOST March 27, 2008

Packing my suitcases

Used as a mid-sentance or post-sentance saying to express the fact that you're getting ready or will be getting ready to go on a trip.

It won't be long until I'm packing my suitcases!

Packing my suitcases by JoTheDefiner10 July 17, 2018

Mr. Suitcases 

A man who is so muscular that he cannot lower his arms beyond 20°, i.e., it seems as though he is carrying two large, invisible suitcases.

Mr. Suitcases: "Do you even lift?"

Mr. Suitcases by Jackmerius Tacktheritrix February 23, 2013

Human Suitcases

Midgets on Roller Scates being pulled through an airport

These Human Suitcases are the best!

Human Suitcases by stefon'sbff March 3, 2011

shawna suitcases 

Shawna suitcases are large black plastic trash bags. They are used in a rather quick manner most likely during an eviction or in some cases a PFA.

She grabbed those shawna suitcases real quick once the police were there to remove her.

shawna suitcases by Baby’s daddy February 19, 2021

suitcase handles

Big, fat vagina lips that, when pressed together look like suitcase handles.

Look at the pussy on that girl, you could pick her up and carry her around by her suitcase handles.

suitcase handles by WKid May 21, 2006