Doctor: Unfortunately, while this would have been covered under private insurance carriers, public plans were barred from including women's health measures. I'm sorry, you'll have to see "Dr. Julio" in the alley behind 7-11.
(Three weeks later.)
Doctor: I believe you've developed Stupak, a form of sepsis, a severe illness in which the bloodstream is overwhelmed by bacteria.
You thought that forcing schools to teach creationism was stupak? How about forcing poor women into back alley abortions? That's the stupakest thing I've ever heard.
styoo pak -verb: To “Stupak” is to lie and manipulate so as to cover one’s butt. To stupak is to disingenuously protest something knowing full well that you will later support it, thus enabling you to make claim to both sides of a black-and-white argument.
alternate meaning: To vote on a health care bill only after making a deal with President Obama to sign an executive order that will make abortions not covered under the bill. This same executive order Obama can repeal at his will, and is no longer in effect when he leaves office.