Doctor: Unfortunately, while this would have been covered under private insurance carriers, public plans were barred from including women's health measures. I'm sorry, you'll have to see "Dr. Julio" in the alley behind 7-11.

(Three weeks later.)

Doctor: I believe you've developed Stupak, a form of sepsis, a severe illness in which the bloodstream is overwhelmed by bacteria.

You thought that forcing schools to teach creationism was stupak? How about forcing poor women into back alley abortions? That's the stupakest thing I've ever heard.

Wow you really stupaked that Health Care bill in the House.

Please shut your stupak mouth.

Man, that's a load of stupak.

That guy must have been really stupak, he answered incorrectly for every test question.

I can't believe they let her take all the blame! They totally Stupaked her!

Don't be a stupak, you are making us look like idiots!

He was a stupak piece of shit but he is smart now.

That state champion wrestler is stupak