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monkey storm 

Noun- A form of masturbation. Accomplished by putting three flying monkeys in a clear plexiglass radio station wind booth used for cash grab events. You then cover your naked body with a gallon of Wesson oil, then step inside and turn on the machine.

With those monkeys swirling around your oily body, you will climax in no time.
Kevin used to masturbate with olive oil and uncooked cookie dough until Pete taught how to have a monkey storm.
monkey storm by RJ May 19, 2004

the money store 

An album created by Sacramento band Death Grips. Largely consisting of MC Ride yelling his political beliefs over sample tracks that Zach Hill found in a thrift store giveaway pile. Basically Cavemen Recordings.
Friend: Hey have you heard of this album the money store?
Friend:getgetgetgetgetgetgotgotgotgotgotgot
the money store by Mr./pol/ack January 1, 2018

i didnt say she stole my money 

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below
I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

stonemonkey 

either an actual monkey made from stone, or a person who, while to stoned for speech, resorts to grunts to communicate.
Stoner: Dude, I've got the munchies. Want to go to T-Bell?
Stonemonkey: Grunt.
Stoner: So... ya wanna go?
Stonemonkey: Grunt.
Stoner: You can't move can you?
Stonemonkey: Grunt

stole my music money 

Commonly known to take someone's ideas and putting their stimnatual in a way of looking like they came up with and created it.....
Hey maybe that mothafucker stole my music money.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026