paddle the stink canoe

Basically the same as paddling the pink canoe, except this would be an exceptionally stinky one. The aroma may be reminiscent of rotting fish or salami.

Gosh, every time Doris comes back from the rest room, it smells like stink-finger. I think she goes there to paddle the stink canoe a lot.

paddle the stink canoe by Running out of patience February 1, 2008

Sink Canoe 

When you need to take a shit really bad, and the toilet isn’t available, so you use the next best option and use the sink.

Me: “Hey man did you see the toilet was out of order”

Friend: “Yeah! I couldn’t wait so I dropped a sink canoe”

Sink Canoe by AU69 January 14, 2023

Cancer stick 

Another term for a cigarette.

Courtney Love had a cancer stick dangling at the side of her mouth while she signed autographs. She is known for her chain smoking.

Cancer stick by Babydoll75 March 5, 2019

cancer stick 

i.e. a cigarette. One way a smoker might difuse a non-smoker's disapproval of nicotine use. Use with a sarcastic tone of voice. See also killer stick.

Chet: Hey Jill, see you're still burning up those cancer sticks.

Jill: Screw you, Chet.

cancer stick by ignor July 5, 2003

cancer stick 

a cigarette(from the fact that smoking causes cancer)

My older half-brother went outside for a cancer stick.

cancer stick by Light Joker December 26, 2004

Cancer Stick 

A cigarette, fag, smokes etc

Keep puffing on that cancer stick

Cancer Stick by dc2006090909 September 2, 2006

cancer-stick 

harmfull tobacco rolled in paper with a useless filter at the end. chock full of nicotine and other shit that will lung rape you in the future. proven marijuana is less hurtful then cancer-sticks COUGHcigarettesCOUGH COUGH omigawd i need a fix because i'm a spineless pussy and i'm spending $60 a week on cigarettes. those of you who quit bless your souls, those of you who quit for 2 days and get back on it, and do this repeatedly...grow a back bone if i can stop smoking cigarettes you can to.

-COUGH COOOUUUGHH COOUGH
-for fucks sake put that cancer-stick out
-shuddap you people the reason i smoke cigarettes
-no it's because your weak ass fucking gave into peer pressure like a BITCH!!!

cancer-stick by deejaysjoosijays April 23, 2007